List of rules when being my friend :)

So, it's not bad to have a list of things your friends should know right?
Literally, this thought just popped into mind and made so much sense. I sort of imagined it being me typing up a list of rules, printing a few copies out and handing them out to my friends....

In my opinion I think its a good idea, maybe not the part where you physically hand out a copy to someone. I mean, that's just patronising.

So, it made me think about the things that would be on my list of things.

Here are a few I thought of:
* Unlike normal people, I spell OK like this: "Okayy". If I write this to you, I'm not being sarcastic or rude. It is just the way I spell it.
* If you Come to my home unexpected, Do NOT expect me to look nice.
In fact, if you come to my home at all, do not expect a lot from my appearance. My home is the place where I can look crappy and no one will judge me. So please don't judge. You can also look crappy here if you like. I won't judge!
* Another one regarding my home. I have OCD and would kindly appreciate if you tried to keep my room and living room the way it was when you came in...(unless it was messy and you wanted to clean, that kind of works for me).
* I sing a lot and quote things. Do not judge me please, it helps me get through the day. I also laugh at many things, easily get the giggles, and can come out with some very silly sentences at times. I often forget I have company and will just say things that will make me sound awfully stupid ( I'm not though!).
* I don't like confrontation. I'm like a tiny, fragile puppy. Please take good care.
* Don't follow me into the bathroom or walk in whilst I'm inside without knocking please!
*Yes I am a vegan! Please don't start nasty rants about Me not getting enough protein.

So, what do you think?
Sometimes you could use things like this?
This post was mainly a funny one, but sometimes I genuinely think things like this could come in handy.

What would your list be?

Smile :)
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